Joke Necrophilia Part II
A few years ago I wrote an incomplete list of joke formats that had officially died-despite the fact that everyone seemed to keep doing them. I think it’s time to add a few more to our coroner’s report.
-How come we PARK in a DRIVEway but everyone thinks this is an original set up for an unrelated thought?
-*Pulls away from kissing* Have you ever noticed how this isn’t even a joke, just wish fulfillment that the tweeters might actually kiss someone instead of dying alone?
-“I really miss this style of making jokes.” -said no one ever
-Sorry I did something inappropriate at a notable occasion in your life.
no, wait, let me clarify this one
Sorry I used a tired joke format at your cat’s bar mitzvah.
-I don’t have the knowledge and education to create real things in the world, so instead I’ll just make a joke about things that should exist, because science!